How to Get in The Guinness Book of World Records
(Chapter by Ashrita Furman which appears in The Tricks of the Trade for Kids by Jerry Dunn published in 1994 )
The holder of ten Guinness titles, New Yorker Ashrita Furman is unique in the field of world records. No one else has set more Guinness records in different categories – from doing jumping jacks to yodelling, from pogo-sticking up Mount Fuji to juggling underwater.
About one-Quarter of the records in The Guinness Book of World Records are broken each year. That's bad news for me, because if I want to hold my ten records, I have to beat every new challenger! But it's good news for you, because you have lots of chances to set a new record. You'll feel a real sense of accomplishment if you set a world record in anything, and seeing your name in the Guinness book is great fun.
Some of the categories are wacky, like spitting a watermelon seed for distance (the record is 68 feet, 9 1/8 inches). Some are unusual, like amassing the world's largest ball of string (the winning ball is almost 13 feet across and weighs 11 tons). Some categories are very hard, like somersaulting. I set the record by somersaulting 12.25 miles along the route of Paul Revere's famous ride in Massachusetts. Guinness rules forbid stopping along the way; they allow you to throw up, and that's about it. So a challenger has to overcome dizziness and nausea, exhaustion and pain. I did 8,341 somersaults.
I'm thirty-nine years old, but I consider myself a big kid, and my records are all for kid stuff—pogo-sticking for distance, playing hopscotch, walking 70 miles with a full bottle of milk balanced on my head, "joggling" (running and juggling at the same time), and that sort of thing. I've learned a few tricks for setting world records, and I hope they'll help you get in to the Guinness book, too.
Choose a Category
If you invent your own category, Guinness probably won't
accept the record. They have only a certain amount of space,
and if a new record goes in, another one has to come out.
Look through the book until you find a category that appeals
to you. That's how I settled on trying to break the yodeling
record. I'm not even a singer, and I drove my friends crazy
trying to learn to yodel. Finally, I yodeled for 27 hours
straight I and set the record. It went into the Guinness
book.
Another time, however, I pogo-sticked up the stairs in the
tallest tower in the world, the CN Tower in Toronto. British
television filmed it, and we hoped that Guinness would accept
the feat. But it did not because there was no category for
it. So remember: Picking a category that's already in the
book gives you a much better chance.
If you do have an idea for a new category be sure
to write or telephone the Guinness office first. The editors
will say whether they'll consider it. If you tell them,
"I’m going to see how many times I can stick out my tongue
in ten hours," or "I'm going to bang my head against a wall
one hundred thousand times," they'll probably say no. (Obviously,
you shouldn't do anything dangerous or harmful!) But when
I telephoned to propose pogo-sticking for distance, they
said: "Well, it sounds like a good category. We can't promise
to put it in the book, but go ahead and submit it." It helps
if the stunt creates a lot of interest – which means competition
from other challengers who submit claims in the same category.
And there's always a chance. Once I invented something called
"land rowing," when I mounted an indoor rowing machine on
wheels. Today land rowing is a Guinness category, and the
current record holder rowed across the entire United States!
Recently I thought up "gluggling," or juggling underwater.
I put on a scuba tank, climbed into a tank of water, and
juggled for 57 minutes. It's a new category, so I'm waiting
to see whether Guinness will accept it.
Find out current record
Records printed in the Guinness book may not be the very latest ones. Records are broken all the time, and claims come in after the book is published. Be sure to call the Guinness office the day before you try to break the record. As an example of what can happen if you don't, I went for the record in the wall press category, which involves sitting against a wall as if you were sitting in a chair—but there's no chair. It's torture! Most people can do it for three to five minutes. The record was four hours and 45 minutes. I trained until I was ready to break it, but when I phoned the Guinness editors, they said they'd just received a claim from a man in India who had done the wall press for 10 1/2 hours. What if I hadn't telephoned? I'd have done the wall press for maybe six grueling hours, and my record wouldn't have counted. It would have been horrible.
If the stunt won't give you some joy, forget about it. A big part of setting a Guinness world record is to have a lot of fun!
Train by actually doing the stunt
If you plan to go for the record in jumping jacks, do a thousand of them, then two thousand the next time, then three thousand, and so on. It's good to do other exercises to keep in shape, but be sure to concentrate on the event in which you're trying to break the record.
Plan ahead
Prepare as much as you possibly can. Think of everything that can go wrong. Then go on a trial run. I should have done this when I went for the record for deep-knee bends. Doing them in a gym is so boring that I hatched the idea of going up in a hot- air balloon. It turned out that the whole balloon dipped whenever I did a knee-bend, so I was fighting the motion of the balloon every time. Breaking that record was really tough, I should have given it a try beforehand.
Expect the unexpected
Because things can never be planned
perfectly, something will go wrong. When it does,
you can't think: "Well, this isn't going to work. I didn't
expect this to happen, so I'll have to stop and try again
sometime." You have to go with the flow, as they say, Once
I tried for the "joggling" record by running a marathon
as I juggled. For the last seven miles I had a bug in my
eye! There was no way to get it out, since I was juggling
and didn't have a free hand. I just had to keep going.
Another time, when I started out on my
land rowing record, I crashed after a few minutes and the
machine got stuck in gear, I couldn't fix it, so I had to
go the whole distance in the hardest gear. Actually, that
setback inspired me somehow, be¬ cause it was more of
a challenge. There are times when you can turn an obstacle
into an opportunity.
Make things easier on yourself
You can find ways to give yourself a
break and still stay within the Guinness rules. In the hand
clapping category, the claps have to be audible at 120 yards.
I first tried to break the record in New York City at Lincoln
Center, which is really noisy. Even though I clapped my
hands as loud as I could, the witnesses could barely hear
me. After fifteen hours I had to stop. I wondered how I
could make things easier on myself the next time. Then I
remembered that sound carries well over water, so I went
to a pond. I clapped at one end and seated the witnesses
at the other end. Guinness approved this plan. (Be sure
to check with them ahead of time.) It was easier on me,
and it didn't break any rules.
Another secret is to bring along a few
friends to encourage you and offer advice. I remember that
the night before I set the somersaulting record, I ate four
slices of pizza. (I was doing something called "carbo loading,"
which increases your athletic energy. The undigested pizza
was sloshing around in my stomach, and I felt really sick.
A friend who came along finally convinced me to drink some
pure Coca-Cola syrup, which overcomes nausea. I wasn't thinking
very clearly after somersaulting for miles, so my friend's
suggestion really saved me.
Provide all the proof Guinness requires
Guinness can't send editors all over
the world to verify it when people set new records, so you
have to prove it to them. First, you need two witnesses.
They can't be your friends: they must be people of standing
in the community, like a school principal and a policeman,
so Guinness will know that they're reliable and wouldn't
lie. Also, you need an official logbook, which the witnesses
have to sign at certain intervals. (When you ask Guinness
to send the rules for your category, they'll include details
on setting up your logbook.) You must do the stunt in a
public place and provide a sheet of paper for passersby
to sign their names, addresses, and the date. Also, be sure
to send I Guinness a photograph of yourself taken during
your successful attempt.
Finally, you need media coverage to confirm
your record. I That's one reason why I do stunts in unusual
ways or unusual places, so a newspaper reporter or a TV
cameraman will show up. Once I pogo-sticked up Mount Fuji
in Japan. The Japanese loved it, and I got national press
coverage.
Learn concentration
Feats like juggling require a lot of concentration, and even the a boring ones (like clapping) demand that you pay attention to one thing for a long time. A very simple exercise is to look at something—a flower, a picture, or any object—and try to think only of that. Even within three minutes you'll find that your mind wanders all over the place. As soon as it does, bring it back to that object. Practice every day. Once you get to three minutes, then go to five and then to ten minutes. When you can focus on something for ten minutes, you're doing very well. That kind of concentration can help you set a Guinness record. If you do get in the book, you'll feel a great sense of accomplishment. That's why I do these crazy things. Going for a world record is a wonderful challenge, and the person you challenge really isn't the individual who holds the current record — it's yourself. Never give up!