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Landrowing

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The idea for landrowing came to me during a boring training session on an indoor rowing machine. "Why not put wheels on this thing and tool around the neighborhood?" I wondered. So I called up my friend, who is a welder, and we went to work on transforming my brand new Concept II Ergometer into a road-worthy vehicle. Several weeks later, with much anticipation, I took my first lap around a nearby track and - the contraption disintegrated!

I was a little disappointed, but I figured that at least I sacrificed my rowing machine in the name of science. However, a short time later, in the spring of 1987 while visiting Germany, I spotted an aerodynamic version of my failed experiment in the window of a sports store. I got wildly excited, but finally calmed down enough to buy the machine from the startled shopkeeper. A couple of months later, I set the first "landrowing" record by traveling 68 miles from New York to Philadelphia along the New Jersey Turnpike with a police escort the entire way. The police really enjoyed the novelty of the event, and at one point started singing "row, row, row your boat" over their loudspeaker!

Eventually a bloke from the United Kingdom broke my record by landrowing 1,400 miles back and forth across the length of England, and Guinness informed me that I would have to do 1,500 miles in less than 20 days to reclaim my title. So in January 1991, while vacationing in Bali, I landrowed 1,500 miles in 16 days along the roads of the lush tropical island, using a vastly improved Sam Bennett landrower. It put me in awesome shape and, as locals sidled up to me at stoplights on their motorcycles, I got several offers to swap vehicles!

An American surpassed the Bali record by landrowing 3,280 miles across the U.S., a journey I hope to make someday, but, in any case, I'm proud to be a pioneer of such a unique and dynamic sport.

Comments

That is crazy, 1500 miles in

That is crazy, 1500 miles in 16 days. Your arms must have been wimpy when you started then when you ended they must have been big as wheels.

Hi, I am extremely interested

Hi, I am extremely interested in this sport--and where it has progressed. Can you please tell me where I can find the most modern versions of land rower machines? Thanks and congratulations on your world records!! Dr. Lance Lee Silicon Valley

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